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O Writers! Do you Suffer from Writer's-Block? The Fiction-Writing Directorate can Help!

Our Exhortations will Inspire you; our Exercises will Strengthen you; and the Ancient Art of Shiva Nata will Enlighten you.

Read! Write! Flourish!

Or Else.

Subsiste statim sermonem et scribe.

Training Exercise #2

This is an exercise in description. Describe the room you are in (or another familiar location) using only non-visual imagery. What do you smell, hear, taste, touch? Describing what you see is easy; today, I ask you to stretch a bit.

Example: Instead of writing, “My room is painted white and decorated with portraits of my favorite verbhounds,” I might write, “The room smells of last night’s absinthe, and the desk is faintly sticky.”

As Ethelie said yesterday (where did that woman learn to capitalize? It is unseemly), post your exercise in the comments or privately in your journal. Do not be critical . . . → Read More: Training Exercise #2

Introducing Gustav

Gustav

Authenticity.

I have a cat; his name is Markus and he is quite obese. I prefer porridge in the morning and absinthe in the evening. My favorite color is taupe.

Oh, God. I give up. I fear I am not suited to this brave new world of openness and authenticity. I must find a different path.

A Brief History of the Fiction-Writing Directorate

Miss Callista Cornelius

This uneasy grasping toward openness reminds me of an unfortunate incident many years past. An intrepid lady-journalist, Miss Callista Cornelius, stumbled upon the Directorate, and began an investigation. Since she was quite intrepid indeed, my superiors determined that . . . → Read More: Introducing Gustav