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Writing Whilst Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse: Nine Essential Teachings
Several months past, we Surveyed our Agents. We learned of their Struggles with Consistency, with Doubt, with Meaning. And we learned of their Fears of the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. “We must Help our Agents!” we Cried. “We must Teach them what we know about Writing whilst keeping one’s Machete sharp.”
“This is totally hilarious and useful and brilliant.” — Amy Goetz
Indeed, Writing and Zombie Survival have much in Common:
- Learn how to Creep past slumbering Zombies without Alerting them, as you learn to Creep past your Writerly Fears.
- Learn when to be Fierce with the Walking Dead and your Writing
- Learn to find Comfort and Safety amidst both the Ravenous Hordes of the Undead and your writing.
These Nine Lessons show you what you need to know to Survive.
“I really, truly did Laugh Out Loud. . . it’s fabulous.” — Michelle Russell
My Goodness. I am not sure the Zombie Apocalypse is a matter for Hilarity. But it does Delight us that agents Enjoy our work: perhaps it is the Legendary spoon-full of Sugar that helps the frightened Agent flee our Undead Brethren.
“I’m squirming with glee at the lessons.” — Stacey Cornelius
Sign up Below, and you will receive Nine Lessons through convenient Electronic Mail. The course is Free, Simple, and Useful. I cannot Guarantee that you, too, will Squirm, but it seems Likely.
You may Peruse the Lessons at your Leisure: though I recommend that you not Hesitate overlong. Study them now, that you may be Prepared when the Dead rise from their Graves and stalk slavering through the Streets of your Village.
“This course changed my life. For the better, mostly.” — Agent Rocket