O my little Koala Bears! Your Attention, please.
The Fiction-Writing Directorate has decided to Offer a Free Course, to be delivered to your E-mail In-Boxes. It will Teach you how to more Effectively marshal your Forces and spend more time at your Type-Writing Machine writing, and less time playing Mine-Sweeper or examining the wares of the Pornographers. It will Help you become the Writer the Fiction-Writing Directorate demands you to be! It will be utterly Stuffed with our Most Effective and Fearsome techniques, and you will surely Benefit, whether you wish to or not.
I am Quite Sure that I know what you Need Most, and have designed the Course accordingly. But others in the Directorate foolishly insist that we Survey you, to find out your Challanges and Obstacles, so that we may be sure to Advise you in your Difficulties.
Won’t you Humor them?
Lida even insists on offering a Bonus: each Person who completes the Survey will be entered in a Drawing. One lucky Winner will receive a copy of a magazine called Shimmer. It looks like a Lovely magazine, so you may as well take the Survey.
Fun survey, and I surmise that the results will be used to further awesomeness. Win, win!